Be WARNED: This is the most boring item I have ever microwaved. More boring then the 100 pack of CD Roms episode. I did episode because most of my fans have been requesting it for such a long time so here it is. I microwaved a Mercedes Benz car battery in the strongest microwave I have which is a 1800 watt Kenmore 2.2CFT. I microwaved it for ten minutes which I thought was plenty of time and nothing. I tried another 2:10 minutes and still nothing. The size and mass is far too great for any conventional microwave even on high. It only got hot to the touch so I atleast tried and I am the first to microwave a car battery.Remember, microwaving food is for morons. This show is for entertainment purposes only, so please DO NOT ATTEMP these experiments at home. Experiments are produced in a professional enviroment with proper saftey equipment. Would you like to donate an item for professional microwaving by your microwaving operator host at dOvetastic Microwave Theater, the internet’s first and original microwave entertainment show? Simply email pigeonyolk [at] aol.com for details. You will get full credit when your item[s] gets featured on the show plus you may include a “G” rated 15-30 second clip explaining your item[s] to be microwaved which will be included in the episode[s] your item[s] get microwaved in. All item[s] donated are guaranteed to be microwaved and your video clip featured in them. dOvetastic Microwave Theater: The first and original longest running microwave …
